C.R.E.A.M.
(11/28/07 - AIKEN, SC) - A bank teller had a million reasons to deny this transaction.
Smith has a bail hearing scheduled Wednesday, but Deputy Angela Shunn of the Aiken County Detention Center did not know if he had an attorney. An off-hours call to the public defender’s office went unanswered.
(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
This incident reminded me of The Trouble With Trillions episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns stole a trillion dollar bill from the U.S. government. Of course Burns didn’t attempt to cash in the bill but instead committed high treason and attempted to buy Cuba.
No Thanks To Thanksgiving
Sweet Caroline Revealed
Sweet Caroline has finally been revealed by Neil Diamond as Caroline Kennedy.
“It was a No. 1 record and probably is the biggest, most important song of my career, and I have to thank her for the inspiration,” he said. “I’m happy to have gotten it off my chest and to have expressed it to Caroline. I thought she might be embarrassed, but she seemed to be struck by it and really, really happy.”
I always assumed that Sweet Caroline, as interpreted by Will Farrell, was a bit darker…

Neil Diamond…..Will Ferrell
Gary the Bass Player…..John Goodman
Kenny the Keyboard Player…..Tim Meadows
Neil: Hello, everyone. They told me before I came on this show, that I was supposed to tell the stories behind my most popular songs, and then play them. I said, “Cool let’s do it!” But, Gary over here was a little shy..
Gary the Bass Player: Now, come on, Neil, give me a break, man.
Neil: Ah, ha ha ha ha! This first song.. [ Kenny the Keyboard Player intros “Sweet Caroline”, crowd applauds ] Thank you. That, of course, “Sweet Caroline”. I wrote that song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily, and we were driving..
Gary: [ worried ] Oh, I can’t believe you’re gonna tell this story..
Neil: Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. [ the crowd is stunned ] So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And, two hours later, I wrote “Sweet Caroline”. Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so good. Thank you.
Thank you, whoever coaches Nevada
When you don’t ice someone, you only have 24 seconds to make the kick. He gave me another 60 seconds to think about it,” University of Hawaii kicker Dan Kelly said. “Unless you’re a total head case, thinking about it shouldn’t be that difficult of a task because it’s only a 45 yarder. “So, thank you. I don’t even know the guy’s name, but whoever coaches Nevada, ‘Thank you.”‘
Maybe I was wrong in my perpetual assertion that no one likes Ault on the Nevada sidelines. If Hawaii goes on to BCS bliss they need to thank Ault because he once again showed that he is playing checkers while the rest of the football world is playing chess.
Last Friday’s match up against the University of Hawaii was the greatest opportunity that the Pack had to salvage some semblance of respectability from this poor 2007 campaign but like every other close game Ault found away to sink his own ship. Nevada is now 5-5 and can count nail biting losses against Boise State, Northwestern, and now Hawaii as bad game management and that responsibility lies solely on Ault. If you want the accolades of being a leader, well you have to take the brunt of the criticism.
“Courage is often found in having the willingness to chuck the textbook out the window and trust one’s own instincts,” Matt Zemek of CollegeFootballNews.com said. “Perhaps this is what Ault was thinking in the final minutes of Friday night’s nailbiter against unbeaten Hawaii. The evidence, however, suggests that the leader of the (Wolf) Pack simply committed a few astoundingly bad errors in judgment.”
I Want My HDTV
Swanni’s 10 Sexiest Women in HDTV
By Swanni Washington, D.C. (November 13, 2007)
However, celebrities who are naturally beautiful in real-life look even better in ultra-real HD. Their skin, hair and smile somehow take on an extra radiance, all but overwhelming the viewer with their raw physical attractiveness.
So in honor of true beauty, I am now publishing our third annual…
Swanni’s 10 Sexiest Women in HDTV!
These 10 TV celebrities/actresses are so ‘HDTV hot’ that they could break up your marriage with a single flip of the remote.
So here are this year’s picks for the 10 Sexiest Women in HDTV! (Note: All programming times are eastern.)
They Pulled The Plug On DPC of the RGJ
After ten episodes the Reno Gazette Journal has canceled my Wolf Pack Guest Column. I received a phone call from my boss in the middle of last week and it seems that the plug was pulled due to a lack of interest for football and the overall excitement generated by the pending basketball season. Or maybe the people had spoken…
“I nearly had a heart attack when I saw there was a guest columnist for basketball”, Reno_Zen said. “I thought the Gazoo was letting that Castro guy write about basketball too. Thank goodness they did not…that guy is not a good writer.”
Truthfully it is a lack of interest for the Lil’ General and His Soldiers. Nevada has developed into a school like Indiana. Where basketball is king and the only reason I know the Hoosiers have a football program is because of Antwaan Randle El.
Wolf Pack Guest Column: New Mexico State Aggies
The University of Nevada held of New Mexico State, 40-38, in Las Cruces. The Pack held on to victory after the Aggies shanked the game winning field goal attempt.
The Pack are now 5-4, 3-2 in the WAC and have slim bowl hopes. They now have a week off to prepare for the Hawaii Warriors. The Warriors are 14th in the BCS and even though the Colt Brennen Heisman campaign has died off but the Warriors offense should be feared, regardless of the weather in No Town.
Reno Gazette Journal- Wolf Pack Guest Column
Novemeber 4th
November 4th birthdays:
1982 - Devin Hester
1979 - Jesse Camp, former MTV veejay
1980 - Marcy Rylan, American actress
1975 - Eduard Kokcharov, Russian handball player
1975 - Curtis Stone, Australian chef and television personality
1975 - Heather Tom, American actress
1965 - Tomoaki Ishizuka “Pata”, Japanese musician
1965 - Wayne Static, American musician (Static-X)
1965 - Jeff Scott Soto, American musician (Yngwie Malmsteen Band, Journey)
1967 - Eric Karros, American baseball player
1968 - Carlos Baerga, Puerto Rican baseball player
1969 - Matthew McConaughey, American actor
1969 - Sean “Diddy” Combs, American rapper
1962 - Jeff Probst, American television host
1961 - Ralph Macchio, American actor
1950 - Markie Post, American actress
November 4th Events
2002 - Fugazi plays last show to date in London, UK at The Forum
2003 - The most powerful solar flare as observed by satellite instrumentation is recorded.
1970 - Genie, a 13 year old feral child was found in Los Angeles, California having been locked in her bedroom for most of her life.
1979 - Iran hostage crisis begins: Iranian radicals, mostly students, invade the United States embassy in Tehran and take 90 hostages (53 of whom are American).
1980 - Ronald Wilson Reagan is elected as the 40th President of the United States of America.
1984 - Dell is founded.

